Why Does David Have a Small Dick?
The meaning behind his small piece
The statue of David is a masterpiece known by everyone. That iconic statue is so ingrained in the culture that people have seen it somewhere, even if they don’t know the name of the work of art or who the fuck this guy David is. One detail of the sculpture captures people’s attention. It’s a very small, arguably even a micro detail, draws everyone in. David has a small manpleaser. Michelangelo spent years perfecting David’s tasseled hair, crafting his chiseled abs, forming his sinuous forearms. Yet, he couldn’t spend a few hours giving David a hog? How are you gonna create this gigachad and curse him with a small wiener? In art, everything is intentional and carries meaning. Even a man’s small appendage.
The statue captures the young King David from the Old Testament. The scene is the one in which David prepares himself to battle Goliath, as evidenced by the slingshot over his right arm. David’s face is stoic and steady as he stands poised and balanced. King David was one of the kings of Israel. He was a just ruler and a good king, although he would fall into lust and even betray some of his close friends. He fell to the temptations as he learned the dark reality of politics. According to the Bible, Jesus Christ is descended from the House of David. This is no coincidence because David and Jesus Christ are archetypes for the individuated and transcendent self. Even though David has his frailties, he represents the potential we all have. That is the meaning behind the statue of David.
If David was such a cool dude, why didn’t Michelangelo bless him with some schmeat? Was he a prude and full of penis envy and small dick energy? David represents man at his highest potential, and to reach man’s highest self requires discipline and self-restraint. David’s small penis conveys that he isn’t controlled by lust or his base desires. Also, in ancient times, big penises were associated with such animals as horses, bulls, and donkeys. Such animals are slaves to their lower instincts and are incapable of anything more than eating and fucking. That is their existence. And that shouldn’t be the existence of man: just to consume and satisfy every itch of the body.
It’s hard to grasp the significance of David’s small member because modern culture doesn’t express this belief. Human biology hasn’t changed in over a million years. We’re the same apes from the prehistoric times. Do you really believe men were walking around with twelve inch johnsons like Johnny Sins? You ever notice when you’re watching porn, the guy fucks the starlett like an animal? But does watching that petite girl put you closer to your higher self? Don’t you feel worse after watching porn? That’s you drifting from yourself. That’s the price of no self-restraint. That statue of David shows us who we’re capable of being. No fully self-actualized man is also a slave to pleasure. That’s why his dick is small. So take pride in yours. What do you think Michelangelo was really trying to say with David’s proportions?
Drop your thoughts in the comments—I’m still learning and want to hear your take.
